You know what you need? I large square of fabric to tie up bundles with and use as gift wrap. Get on it.
Come on! There's even special names for different ways to tie... how could you not! Use a double fold sewing foot to hem your fabric and start gifting. Better yet, bring home everything from the grocery store individually wrapped like it came in the old days, but with colorful cloth, not butcher paper. Just saying it would be cool.